.‿. DO

•‿• NOT

〇‿〇 TOUCH ME

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michaelpalin:

i dont understand the pleasure in sexting 

like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like

what would

?????

how do i respond??

‘i’m so happy for you’

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houch:

If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.

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internetexplorers:

if you’re a cute boy and you call me baby i will actually melt on you

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shutupaubrey:

if you think you need practice kissing i’m free 24/7 year round

(via beautifully--corrupt)

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going

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hotstraightboy:

i like to call my hairstyle going to sleep and hoping for the best

(via cumfort)

slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

(via sorry)

thethrillofit:

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president 

(via cumfort)

the issue with being hot is that i’m not

(Source: katisntkorean, via nicoosuxx)

if you think i wouldnt suck a dick for concert tickets you are 2000% wrong

(Source: vaughnstump, via nicoosuxx)

im literally a small domestic animal i will love you if you give me affection and food

(Source: bebroom, via nicoosuxx)

college should be $25

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