i dont understand the pleasure in sexting
like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like
how do i respond??
‘i’m so happy for you’
If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.
if you’re a cute boy and you call me baby i will actually melt on you
if you think you need practice kissing i’m free 24/7 year round
im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
if you think i wouldnt suck a dick for concert tickets you are 2000% wrong
im literally a small domestic animal i will love you if you give me affection and food
college should be $25